Back on a little poker – brief summary of my exploits.

Umm well, did not post for a while. Was busy working and playing Left 4 Dead – The greatest Zombie game in the world.

Okay, so let us summerize what has happened.

1. Me and Fishboy played a $5 400 player tournament and end up one position apart from eachother, Me on pos 9 loosing twice in a row with AK and fishboy at 8 pos with some shitty garbage hand he played like a total Sardin. We had a bet on that game which I will have to do at the end of the post.

Since then I really have not played much. Played some live poker tournaments here in Helsingborg and got my nuts handed to me. Most noticable was when I had Q-9 off at BB and hit 2 pairs on the turn, top pair at flop. Fucker has JJ and hits a set and costs me that buyin. Second buyin I look  down at AK suited, I feel like stealing blinds so I push all in and another retard calls me with pocket nines. Flop shows two diamonds – FLUSH DRAW AND HIGHCARDS. Meaning, 15 outs and he hits another nine on the river which sent me packing.

Also played a little live poker now recently, dont play much because I get bored real easy. Was warming up for a tournament at 0,5-$1 Limit Texas Holdem table and an Italian Guy sits down at both of my tables with $5k on each. Like…it is Limit Holdem with noone on the table sitting with more than $50. Italians are retarded, a lesson I learnt from my ex manager at my ex profession.

Anyways, I have to say that Fishboy is the greatest pokerplayer in the world and that I cannot even compare to him, furthermore I love him with all of my heart and a better friend can not be found anywhere.

Above was the wager I lost.

Till next time! Keep reading.

//Tim

Winter Winter Poker Winter

So here we go, end of November and the Poker winter is starting. Honestly I didnt play much in the last month due to increased stress at work and my little son also need loads of attention. But anyway there is the WSOP Final Table to talk about, and it seems that ESPN didnt learn nothing from there mistakes in the last years.

Its just like in a stupid survivor show, 30 Minutes each character and then you see like 5 played hands. This year they showed all together 23 of the 205 played hands. Thats not cool at all and doesnt gives and insight in the real Table the played.

The Master is back and hit´s the tables

look at Timfishy´s words in the chat

So here I go. didnt play for some weeks, due to  0,00000 Bankroll, but at the end I deposited $50 and got some bonus and endet up with my new Bankroll of $88. So I first went to the $5 Sit and Go tables and lost there a good portion of my $$$. But then after two days and only $50 left I decided for my old strategy, every day next to my work I will play one $5 MTT. The first day it was 220 entrys and Top 20 paid. Yeah and Randyfish went out on Pos29  I don´t really remember the situation, but usually I just loose my patience and call raises with A-9s or K-Js which are simply not strong enough hands for that.

But the day after it came, some 356 players in the tourney and Top 40 paid. I got easy in the Money and could improve my Chipstack constantly later in the Final table I made my tytical non patience mistakes, but until then I made come hero lay downs and skill calls.

So I am pretty happy to be back here and also today i reached the Money ranks in one MTT. Timfish is still in the Cash Games, but couldnt actually bring any success story with pictured evidence to our blog. What a shame, so I have to do it then like always.

not that good, but still...

Lol at some pokerplayers and their luck

Today while at a $5 tournament at Titan I met the funniest player. Three times earlier the guy looses a hand due to a badbeat, the fourth time he called an all in from an KJ off to his AJ off and the guy hits his king. Then with his final all in act the guy hits his flush on the turn vs the the opponent who did hit with his pocket jacks earning him three jacks vs a flush. Now what happens? At this stage of the game a guy with trips vs a flush on the turn is pretty screwed, but the board pairs up and he wins.

The guy who lost kept cursing that Expekt poker was rigged and everyone cheats during fourthstreet. Wonder what he is saying now.

Lol

Thats poker.

betway closes my account

Well.. I was up to $396.something and betway closes my account because I have an old Gnuf (lol).com account wich I made as a dummy account when I was writing a review of them or something and they appearently work togheter or something.

Anyway I just got the account opened and am now going to test my skills on a 0.5/1 6 player table. Hopefully I will be up another  $200 today and be able to laugh at the german Sardin who lost his entire bankroll.

Tiltmaster Randolf

Oh men I suck so much…. !

So my Bankroll of over $300 is finally down to 90cent.. how this could happen?

Fish Fish Fishplay ala´ Randy.

So after the big wins I got very proud of myself and wanted to proof how good I am and went to $50 and $20 MTT Tournaments.  There I reached nothing, really nothing, and instead of making a nice week Poker break I started to chase my losses. And when I checked my Bankroll the next Time I was down to $48. So I went to the Cash Games where it took me 10 minutes to be down to $13 and from here on just one $5 SnG and several $1 SnG´s to be out of money in this Account.

Oh men I suck so much. So I will have to make another deposit the next days and start all over again with my success story.

But the worst of all is that Timothy the Timfish is actually playing better then me the last weeks, but with my actual skills shouldnt that be any problem.

So I am back when my Bankroll is rolling again.

See ya..

cashgame winnings

It has been a while since my last post. I have done alot of work and last time I played over at carlos and betsson I tilted something awfulla and vowed to take a long pokerbreak.

We have this bot called the ipoker robot which is suppose to work on betway. But with all the complaints I have gotten lately I had to test it and see if it really did work, our programmer says it does but I have to test it since the public usually is right about these sort of things. I download it, install and follow the instructions it gives me which is go to betway.com open and account and then click ok when its done.

I create a betway account, load it up with $200 and test the bots powers out on the $0,5/$1 tables and see what it can do. Suprise suprise the piece of shit does not play automatically, it does however work as a sort of advisor and gives full statistics on my chances of hitting anything which is very good.

About 10 min later im up over $100 and the cash keeps coming in. at one point I had AK suited with a king on table and a guy who in the end showed K2 off pushed all in for $50. Normally I would consider folding this but since this was money I could loose I pushed all in and wopped his sorry ass.

Anyway, ill keep playing for a while, chances are ill get greedy and loose it but you never know, the tips this bot has been giving me is golden

Thats all for now,

Timothy

Ps: Randolf is a big seafish as illustrated below in the tuna fish.

Randolf is a big fish

With all his so called big finishes and cash whatevers he is still a fish.

He comes to me today on a chat saying he is almost in the money in a tournament ,,, again and so I watch try to help him but he does what a fish always does and goes all in with A6 off vs AT off. What a fishtard.

So we play another one and make a nice wager. Whoever is out of the tournament first has to call the other one a shark for a week, big suprice I win and shall henceforth be known as Timothy the SHARK! Raawwrr on you poor fishy Randolf.

I wonder if he really plays up to those top cash prices on his own, I have never seen him play from beginning to end and play anything other than fishy.

Anyway, a nice bonus is that Randolf will be really angry when he sees this post and I will just laugh at him because he has to call me shark, not tim, not mr, SHARK.

ahahahaha.

Ps. I am still in the tournament

Chicken Barbeque with Fish Souflee

A couple of nights ago I invited some old friends from my work at CDPoker where I worked until one year ago for barbeque. So Ishai aka. “The folding Station” and Andre aka. “Dr. Tilt”  came around for some chicken Barbeque.

So it was all tasty and after Food and some Beer we where playing a Cash Game 3 Handed. And it was fun, really fun. Ishai “The folding Station” was as tight as ever, which maybe work on a full table, but 3 Handed… no way. So I could pick up a lot of Pots from his site and when he tried to play against me I was folding fast, so i didnt give Chips away. I was playing my tigh aggressive style and they didnt really got it.

Andre “Dr. Tilt” was as expected very fast on tilt mode, and whenever he had a Hand it was written on his forehead, so quite easy folds for me. So we played two hours, I sucked from them $100. And I had fun. Ishai and Andre didnt improve their game in the last year, and I think I should go to the city once again for a bigger Cash game.

QUADS!

I havent posted for a while and I have had alot of bad beats. I will make another post about that later, but for now check this hand out. I was on a tilt after loosing with kings to Aces in a hand and was down to about 800, one double up and then this hand comes along. Didnt find the print screen fing button on my keyboard but I have a hand summary for you guys to enjoy.

Hand T4-75135851-50, Started at 8/27/2008 5:07 PM (GMT+2)
Table ‘Dodoma’: 100-100 No Limit HE (TournamentChips)
Seat 0: Lassie123 (3,315 in chips)
Seat 1: Bossi1 (5,830 in chips)
Seat 2: hypno5172 (1,940 in chips)
Seat 3: vigils (2,335 in chips)
Seat 4: ukonen (3,795 in chips)
Seat 5: josh 182 (5,340 in chips)  (on the button)
Seat 6: parisrn366 (3,177 in chips)
Seat 7: MsWildCat2 (1,600 in chips)
Seat 8: WRhobel1 (2,145 in chips)
Seat 9: magent1 (2,295 in chips)
*** Blind Bet Round *** :
parisrn366 : Post Blind (50)
MsWildCat2 : Post Blind (100)
Dealt to magent1: 8s
Dealt to magent1: 8h
*** Pre-Flop *** :
Dealt to MsWildCat2: Ah
Dealt to MsWildCat2: Kd
Dealt to magent1: 8s
Dealt to magent1: 8h
WRhobel1 : Fold
magent1 : Bet (300)
Lassie123 : Fold
Bossi1 : Fold
hypno5172 : Fold
vigils : Fold
ukonen : Fold
josh 182 : Fold
parisrn366 : Fold
MsWildCat2 : Raise (1,500)
MsWildCat2 : All In (1,600)
magent1 : Raise (1,995)
magent1 : All In (2,295)
*** Flop *** : 10h 8c 8d
*** Turn *** : [ 10h 8c 8d ] 2s
*** River *** : [ 10h 8c 8d 2s ] 3s
Dealt to MsWildCat2: Ah
Dealt to MsWildCat2: Kd
Dealt to magent1: 8s
Dealt to magent1: 8h
magent1 : Show Cards
MsWildCat2 : Show Cards
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: 3,945 | Rake: 0
Board: [ 10h 8c 8d 2s 3s ]
Lassie123 lost 0
Bossi1 lost 0
hypno5172 lost 0
vigils lost 0
ukonen lost 0
josh 182 lost 0
parisrn366 lost 50
MsWildCat2 lost 1,600 Shows [ Ah Kd ] (a pair of eights)
WRhobel1 lost 0
magent1 bet 2,295, collected 3,945, net 1,650  Shows [ 8s 8h ] (four eights)

Wuhuuu! flopped Quad Eights vs AK off. Fuck you Betsson.